Thursday, May 21, 2015

Humans are in Deep Depp Trouble, Mate With Me-as Usual

What is the world coming to?  This question has been barked by dogs all over the world  who are not happy with government bureaucracy.  The incident in question is the Australian govt. picking on Johnny Depp's dogs.  Pistol and Boo, Depp's Yotkshire Terriors were going to be euthanized.  They entered the country without the proper documentation and dogs must be quaranteened for a specific amount of time.  Yes dogs, they are put in doggy jail just because they are dogs.  Why don't humans get quaranteened when they enter the country?  As the recent outbreak of ebola here in the United States proves, humans carry diseases that are far worse than rabies.  I would assume that Pistol and Boo had their rabies shots.  Considering the private plane to bring them home cost $400,000,  I think Depp could afford to keep up their shots.  Although it is good to know that the U.S.  isn't the only country that does things of which I don' t approve; the dogs did not deserve such treatment.  I do normally approve of not giving special treatment to celebrities,  However,  Depp is Capt Jack Sparrow.  You cannot expect a pirate to check in with customs.
He would be the laughingstock of all the other pirates.  I'm glad the dogs are safe in L.A.

Demon Flash Bandit ( Annoyed Dog)


  1. Perhaps you could explain to me Demon, why were the pups gonna be put down for some evil thingy that Capt Sparrow had done….shouldn't he pay not his gorgeous pups? Did you see them? Weren't they little cutie pies.
    Just doesn't make sense to me
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. You're right as usual Demon. Those cute little puppies did nothing wrong. We should have thrown Johnny Depp in gaol, aye?? But then ..... as you said ...... he is Capt. Jack Sparrow and all the women all over the world would scream blue, bloody murder if we gaoled him.

  3. The pups were illegal aliens because they didn't go through customs, and the U.S. is not considered a rabies-free countr. Evidently, dogs entering the country have to go to a quarantine prison. Capt.Sparrow is a pirate. Pirates don't go through customs which is why they are "ppirates" Savvy?