There was a time in the distant past when our ancestors were not allowed to live indoors. Dogs used to hang out around the campfire and bark among themselves about how nice it would be to live inside with the humans. It sounds odd now, but that was a LONG time ago--at least a couple of decades ago back when dinosaurs still roamed the Earth! That was before my ancestor, Demon Lord of the Huskies, saved the humans from the Horrible bird troll. Even back then my family risked their life to protect the humans from evil birds.
Demon Flash Bandit ( Discussing Evil Birds)