Buried Treasure

This is a sad day for me around here.,   My humans have a septic tank buried in the front yard.  Angel Zoom Smokey and myself have been planning to dig down to it since we can tell that it is filled with a lot of wonderful smells.  This morning, my humans actually gave the contents of the tank to a man with a truck.  In fact, I think they may have even paid him good money to steal the stuff.  I've often said that the humans can't be trusted with money because they always use it to buy or do stupid stuff.  If this situation is not proof of that fact, I don't know what is.  Why is it that the humans never seem to have any clue as to the important things in life?  You would think that the ones like mine who own dogs would at least have an edge because they have a dog to guide them.  The problem with dog owners is that they don't listen to their dogs.  What is next?  Is Mommy going to get a pet bird?  I hope not.  There are some things that this dog just can't tolerate.

Demon Flash Bandit (Complaining)