Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Garbage Thieves

It has come to my attention that there is a gang of bandits roaming the streets of the world getting all the best garbage before a dog even has a chance to go through it.  This huge band of thieves are called raccoons.  These creatures are excellent foragers, and I suspect that many stray dogs are blamed for their actions.  Sure, they can be cute and cuddly, but you can't always judge an animal by his appearance (this does not count for dogs).  Raccoons even admit that they are thieves because they wear a mask.  If you see one of these creatures who are nocturnal, be sure that you beat him to the good garbage in the neighborhood.  The only way to beat them is to be the first to the garbage.

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Raccoons)


  1. The first to the garbage and befur the big noisy trucks come to steal all of it, BOL!

    Those coons are rascals fur sure...

  2. Dey ain't all dat cuddly-- dey can tear a cat or pup up bad!!!

    Demon, I's given ya da Sunshine Award-- read about it on my blog!