Mommy bought a food item so I was checking the ingredients to make sure it is okay for human consumption. Some things are only good for dogs to eat. Imagine how mad I got when I saw that one of the ingredients is something that does not exist. It lists rutabaga as an ingredient. I've never seen or heard of a "rutabaga" so I sat down and wrote the company that makes the item, and told them that they will be hearing from my lawyer because of their false advertising. I'm sure they will try to cover their tails by saying it is a "vegetable", because that is what all the humans do. If an item is disgusting and inedible, it is a vegetable. This is why I don't eat them.
Tomorrow is Easter and I hope that all my readers have a wonderful Easter holiday!
Demon Flash Bandit (Rutabaga-A Made Up Item)