Thank Dog For Air Conditioning--Literally

I'm sorry I haven't written in several days, but my human was "under the weather" which makes absolutely no sense to me since aren't all of us "under the weather" all the time?  Of course, if  you happen to be flying in an airplane  you  would be "above the weather".  I've learned over the years that humans don't make a lot of logical sense with their languages so I won't even bother to contemplate that one.  Anyway, Mommy is feeling better and able to type my blog again so here I am with more words of wisdom!

In today's blog, I am going to thank the dog who invented air conditioning.  If you look it up on Wikipedia, it will tell you that the inventor was a man named Carrier, but that is erroneous information.  It was actually invented by his dog, Air Carrier who was an Airedale.  When the dog invented the air conditioner, his human stole his idea which is very common in the dog world.  We dogs invent most important things with our genius brains, and then the humans steal it from us.  If we were like humans, we would hire lawyers and take them to court.  However, we dogs don't always care who gets credit for the idea as long as the idea is implemented and we get to enjoy the results.  We huskies are particularly grateful to Air Carrier since he made it possible for us to be cool in the summertime, and we huskies like to stay cool.

Demon Flash Bandit (Thanking Air Carrier:  the Dog Who Invented Air Conditioning)