Has anyone noticed that the price of bacon has been going up? I think the humans should quit eating bacon so the price will drop due to less of a demand so that it will be reasonably priced for us dogs. When the prices of food go too high, many of the humans don't buy it for their dogs. I don't approve because I think that, if the humans are going to buy cheaper food, they can buy that for themselves. We dogs should have the best! Just ask any dog, and you will get the same response. I don't usually get upset over the rising prices of food because there are a lot of meats that I enjoy and I can always find a substitute. However, bacon is my favorite meat, and I LOVE bacon. There is just no substitute for bacon. Ham is a close second for me, but it still is not bacon. I will add bacon to anything.....hamburgers, chicken, cookies, grass---I think you get the idea. Bacon is good with EVERYTHING or even by itself! There are even religions that do not allow the humans to eat bacon. Who said God doesn't love dogs? Those banned from eating bacon are proof that God loves dogs. I think that is because he made us so perfect! He wants us to have the bacon---so the humans should just give us all of theirs.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Bacon and is Concerned About Prices)