I am sorry I haven;'t written for a couple of days. My human ate my computer. The way I see it, if the humans who don't do their homework at school blame the dog for eating it, it is about time we dogs turned the tables on them. Speaking of incompetent humans, my secretary has no idea how to actually share the sunshine award so I am going to list the 10 dogs I would give the award to, and hopefully, if they read this blog, they will know they have been given this honor! My choices are: Coco Rose, Khyra, Charliedownunder, Zoe, Zaidie, Hershey, Sir Freckles Licks-A-Lot, Fizzy, Leo the Basset, and my pal Riley who I actually met in person a few years ago. You are supposed to list 10 things about yourself, and pass the award on to 10 more dogs. I guess it can be passed to humans, but do they really deserve it?
I was scanning the news today and I found an interesting item., Texas has been suffering from a severe drought to the point that one town may be forced to drink toilet water. Dogs in the town are really mad because the humans are invading their territory. Now you know why the humans don't want a dog to drink from the porcelain watering bowl....they are hoarding it for themselves. I bet it won't be long until the humans all over the place are drinking toilet water. In fact, they will probably be dumb enough to buy bottled toilet water. I think I'll start selling it so that I can be the first to make money on the idea. Here is the link for those who want to read more about this situation.
Demon Flash Bandit (Enterprising Business Dog)