Saturday, April 23, 2016
Silly Humans: Thinking is for Dogs
As a general rule, I try to avoid talking about some humans who, in my opinion, just want attention. When a puppy does something negative just for attention, a wise adult dog ignores the puppy. The same thing goes for humans. However, occasionally, a dog has to bark about some of the really silly humans even if they deserve no attention. I consider Sarah Palin to be a leader on that list. There were some rumors that she was going to have a debate on global warming with Bill Nye, the science guy. Can you imagine a human who doesn't acknowledge that birds are behind global warming? Sadly, most humans do not see the connection even after I have issued so many warnings on the subject. As I write this, the horrible season of spring is here. My delightful snow has been stolen, and the smartalect birds who took it are singing happily about the theft. I don't even like the subject of science, but I respect scientists. Ever since the first Chinese Crested dog decided to try Franklin's experiment with electricity, some of them have become hairless. I'm glad the debate was just a silly rumor because the humans in politics look silly enough at election time. They don't need help to look stupid. They do a great job of it on their own.
Demon Flash Bandit (Wise Dog)