I love my humans, and I decided it was high time I wrote one of my spectacular poems in honor of all those dog loving humans.
ODE TO HUMANS
Dogs love our humans and though we are in charge
Humans need to know our love for them is large
They feed us- preferably people food
If they feed us kibble, that is considered rude.
(At least in this dog's opinion)
We love to share our humans couch and also their bed.
Both are nice to lie on after our tummies are fed
Humans are nice- be they athletic or nerd
The best thing about humans is that there are not birds.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Poet)