Human Poop is Valuable

A recent article in the Washington Post reports that scientists have discovered that there is treasure in human poop.  It takes human scientists forever to come to the conclusion that dogs have known for centuries.  Why do you think dogs are so fascinated with poop.  We take the gold and silver from the poop And we trade it for bones.  You might have seen the reality show on the subject: Pawn Poop.  It is about a family of dogs who operate a pawn shop which buys interesting poop.  I have no idea why the humans are eating gold and silver, I would guess that they also have no idea why they are eating precious metals either.  However, I do think it explains why humans are always complaining about 

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