No Baby Talk for This Dog

I know my readers are thrilled that I have been writing extra blogs.  I always have a large amount of doggy wisdom to share with my "pups".  However, my human who suffers from chronic pain does not always feel like sitting at the laptop.  She has discovered that she can type on her Kindle even while lying down.  Yeah, I know she should have discovered this fact faster, but she is human. As all dogs know, humans are not smart.  In fact, this is the subject of today's blog entry.  I wonder if our humans realize just how humiliating it is for us when the humans use "baby talk". For example, just this morning, my human was talking to me.  Did I hear "how are you this lovely day!  No, I heard  "Demon is my good boy" and "how is my handsome boy today".   I know she means well, but it is still insulting for a dog of my genius!  However she does feed me delicious human food so I will  allow her to get by withi it.  Besides, I love my humans.

Demon Flash Bandit  (Embarassed Dog)