Today I am going to educate my fellow dogs on the subject of crickets--not the bugs, but the sport. I have never played cricket or seen it played so I will be learning along with my readers. Keep in mind that research eats into my nap time so you can imagine how seriously I take research on my blog topics. Although it is a sport-the bug, cricket is part of that action. Some humans get together and go where there is a field of crickets which they than pound with a cricket hammer. Personally, I think it is a cruel game and should only continue to be played if crickets are replaced with birds. I would enjoy a game that would let me conk a bird in the head with a hammer. Goodbye birdies! If it were played with my rules, it might even be a game that Amerians would play. This dog would encourage it!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Hates Birds)