Don't Get a Dog Wet ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I met a strange looking human today.  He had odd colored hair and gigantic feet, and he was dressed very oddly--even for humans.  My humans called him a "clown".  He was walking around spritzing water on everyone, and I had to admit that, if he was dumb enough to throw water on this dog, that he would be dealing with a bitten butt.  This dogs does not waste time with stupid humans!!!  I wonder if the clown knows how silly he looks.  Maybe I should take a photo and let him see how ridiculous he looks.  I'm assuming that, with the way he is dressed, the best job he can possibly get would be at McDonalds.

Demon Flash Bandit (Don't Throw Water on a Dog)