I was just reading a book, and it was about how to train dogs. This book is stupid as are most of the dog training books. They are written by humans and what do they know about training a dog? Nothing--which is what the humans know about basically everything. If you want a book that tells you how to train a dog, you need a book written by a dog which is why I have written my own dog training book called, How to Train a Stupid Human. Yes, I know that training the humans is frustrating and takes a lot of time. Ultimately, the time spent is worth it because even the dumbest of humans is capable of being trained if a dog does not give up.
Demon Flash Bandit (Human Trainer)