I hope all my readers are having a good day. I have decided to discuss something of major importance to us dogs today, and that subject is digging. All dogs are achaeologists. This is why we dig whenever given the chance. Some of the humans get upset when we "dig" up their yards, but they don't seem to understand that their yard is an archaeological "dig" and could unearth many interesting things about the past. The vast majority of dogs could sit back and be college professors, but we prefer to be out in the fresh air digging up the past. Many times the humans try to take credit for our work, and often we let them because we dogs aren't into archaeology for the glory of it--we just enjoy digging and finding ancient artifacts. The next time you go to a musuem and you see an item from an archaeological dig, look at it closely. Chances are that it will have teethmarks in it from the dog archaeologist who found it.
Demon Flash Bandit (Archaeologist)