Movie Review: Gladiator

I have decided to do a movie review of a movie that is not recent, but it is a good movie none the less. That movie is Glad I Ate Her (or Gladiator). This movie is about a dog who met a chicken. The chicken was, as is true of most birds, highly annoying and also a villian. The dog tried to be nice, but sometimes you just can't get along with a chicken. The chicken kept strutting around the chicken coop saying things like "I'm a bird, deal with it dog", and also, "my feathers are cuter than your fur". However, the dog reached the limit of his endurance when the chicken threatened to tell the humans that the traditional Sunday dinner is not chicken, but dog. That was the last straw so the dog killed the chicken and ate her. Of course, this is how the movie got its title, "Glad I Ate Her". I give this movie 4 paws up, a tail way and some kisses. It was so good it won the Colonel Sanders Award of Excellence. The movie gets a 10 out of 10 on the human movie scale. If you haven't seen it yet, get it on blu-ray or dvd. You'll be glad you did, and I suggest you go out for dinner afterward...KFC would be a perfect choice!

Demon Flash Bandit (Glad I Ate Her--The Stupid Chicken)

You Might Be a Chicken.....

Many of my readers are probably familiar with the comedy of Jeff Foxworthy, who has done the world a service by letting them know how to identify rednecks. Today, I plan to offer a similar service by helping everyone identify chickens.

YOU MIGHT BE A CHICKEN:

1. If you have feathers and are being eaten by a dog, you might be a chicken.

2. If your brain is smaller than a peanut, you might be a chicken.

3. If you pee on your feathers, you might be a chicken.

4. If you get stuffing put up your butt, you might be a chicken.

5. If you have wings and can't fly, you might be a chicken.

6. If you run around after your head has been cut off, you might be a chicken.

7. If you lay eggs, you might be a chicken.

8. If you wear a disguise to look like human guys (Animaniacs), you might be a chicken.

9. If you wake people at dawn, you might be a chicken.

10. If you look around in paranoid fashion, you might be a chicken.

11. If you are contacted by the Easter Bunny in Spring for a huge egg order, you might be a chicken.

12. If you are in Angel Zoom Smokey's tummy , you might be a chicken.

13. If you shake your tail feathers, you might be a chicken.

14. If you hate Colonel Sanders, you might be a chicken.

15. If you do a stupid dance at a wedding, you might be a chicken.

16. If you allow Mel Gibson to voice a relative (movie, Chicken Run), you might be a chicken.

17. If you peck people on the neck, you might be a chicken vampire.

18. If you color your eggs, you might be a flamboyant chicken.

19. If you are scared by the initials, KFC, you might be a chicken.

20. If you avoid military service, you might be a chicken.

21. If the phrase, original recipe upsets you, you might be a chicken.

22. If Mr. Bean has ever gotten his head stuck in your butt, you might be a chicken (or turkey).

23. If you taste good with almonds, you might be a chicken.

24. If you can't tell if your baby is a boy or girl, you might be a chicken.

25. If you won't live in the state of Kentucky, you might be a chicken.

26. If Angel Zoom Smokey is following you around, you might be a chicken.

I hope this list helps you identify chickens when you meet them. They are good eating.

I might share some of my chicken jokes with you in a future blog, but I will end this blog with one chicken joke. Foghorn Leghorn. No, he may be a cartoon chicken, but he is not the joke. The joke is: What do you call a chicken who wakes a dog in the morning? Breakfast!!!!

I hope everyone has a good day!

Demon Flash Bandit (Helping Dogs to Identify Chickens)