Do you ever have one of those days when you eat your normal amount of food, but you are still hungry? I had one of those days today. I had chicken, but I was still hungry and I wanted ham. Actually, I wanted bacon, but Mommy didn't have any bacon. Imagine not having bacon on your shopping list! My humom is so dumb! Anyway, I was barking for more food, and my brother was watching television and ignoring me. Low and behold, I saw a box with Jonathan Archer and his chair from the Enterprise, and I went over and grabbed it with my front paws, and I laid down next to it and held onto it with my paws. My brothers are major Star Trek fans so I knew that would get their attention. If they want the Enterprise and Archer back, the dog had to get some ham. Yes, it worked. I got ham and so did Angel Zoom Smokey. I told her not to say I never did anything for her because we both enjoyed the ham. This is my lesson to my fellow dogs for today. If you want something from the humans, hold something they want hostage and you stand a better chance of getting what you want. I know from experience, this method works!
Demon Flash Bandit (Holding Human Toy Hostage)