Makin' Bacon Recipe

Today's blog is a recipe for a real treat for us dogs--how to make your own bacon at home.  It is supposed to taste even better than commercially made bacon from the store.  I don't know how that is possible because the bacon I eat is delicious, but if you can make it even better, I'm all for that!  I would like to tell you that I tried to make this myself and report the results, but I can't impart that information.  I did try to make it, but you start with pork bellies.  Is it my fault that the pork bellies smelled pretty good without being made into bacon?  I have to admit that I gave into the temptation to eat them before they became bacon.  I'm not complaining about my lack of will power because I am willing to continue trying to make bacon everyday.  That is just the kind of hard working, diligent dog I am!  Besides, it is hardly my fault that bacon tastes so good.  Anyway, I suggest you try making it yourself or better yet, get your humans to do it for you.  Why should a dog have to do the work?  That is what the humans are here for!  The only advantage to a dog doing it him or herself if that you get to eat the pork bellies that you don't get around to making into bacon.  It is a win-win situation for a dog either way.  Bacon or pork bellies--either way a dog gets some tasty meatz!  Here is the website to show you have to make bacon:

http://amazingribs.com/recipes/porknography/making_bacon_from_scratch.html

The site is helpful even though you don't make bacon from "scratch", you make it from pork bellies.  I'm sure a human must have come up with the title.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog With a Love for Bacon)