Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Critic)
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Movie Review: The Eagle
Mommy bought a movie that is an insult to this dog. The movie is called The Eagle. I have no idea why Hollywood would make a movie starring a stupid bird or why my human would buy such a stupid movie. Since I am being semi-forced to watch it, I will give a review of it in my blog. My humans like it, but they are often wrong about such things. The story takes place in Britain during the ancient Roman period and it is about some centurions who lose their eagle which is an eagle statue\ which they called a "standard". I call it a shame to have a bird representing a group On the good side,. I guess even the Romans knew that carrying a real bird around would just get their uniforms dirty. They are trying to get the eagle back which is a total waste of time. I have to admit that I slept through most of this movie because it is about a bird, and I have better things to do than watch a movie about birds--namely napping. I give this movie 4 paws down, and my tail is not wagging while I watch this movie about one of the most evil scourges on planet Earth, BIRDS!!!!! What is next? The Squirrel? The Raccoon? The Opossum? If you ask me, when Hollywood has to start making bird movies and remakes of movies they made last year, I think that they have run out of ideas which is why there should be a dog in charge at the studios. I would rather watch a movie with a dog sleeping for 2 hours than to watch a "bird" movie. I hope the humans aren't fooled into liking birds because of this poor excuse for a movie.