Flight Landed Over Dog Poop!

A flight from Los Angeles to Philadelphia was forced to land the plane in Kansas City because a service dog pooped on the flight and the humans had to land to clean it. Evidently, they ran out of paper towels with which to clean the mess.  The smell was making some of the humans sick.  My guess is that the dog was probably a bit sick because service dogs usually don't do things like that.  I'm sure that you, like me, are probably thinking; how do they treat the situation if it were a human that pooped on the aisle of the plane?   Do they also land the plane when a human gets a stomach ache?  Of course not.  You know that they only landed the plane because it was a dog who had the "accident".  Whenever an event involves a dog, the humans always seem to get crazy with their reactions.  I think I would have found something to clean the mess-even if it was someone's newspaper or magazine, and then I would have sold the the poop on Ebay.  I suspect that is why they landed the plane in the first place.  If the poop makes Internet headlines, it is easier to sell it for a big price on Ebay.  It becomes famous dog poop, and the humans will buy pretty much anything if it belonged to a celebrity!  Here is the link for those who want to read more details:

http://kdvr.com/2014/05/31/dogs-poops-on-plane-forces-unscheduled-landing-in-kansas-city/

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