Arnie is BACK!!!!!

Arnold Schwarzeneggar has announced that he is available for acting again. This shocked me because I thought he had been cast as the governor of California. He kept doing such funny things that I assumed he wasn't actually a governor, but it was some kind of crazy sit com. I kept wondering when they would air the show.

I don't mean to put him down. Arnie has been in a lot of movies and television shows that I really loved. I loved him as Rocky....wait a minute, Jeff says that was Sylvester Stallone. He was great on Son of Beach....wait a minute that was Rolland Kickinger. He was good in the Incredible Hulk.....no, that was Lou Ferrigno. He was great in Diehard. Wait.....that was Bruce Willis. He made a great Scorpion King..... again, I'm being told that was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Okay what has he done? Jeff says the Terminator movies. I looked them up--that was the dude from Son of the Beach. Jeff needs to get his facts straight. By the way, I hated the Terminator movies. If you want to see a dude from the future come back and annoy people in the present, I would suggest Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half century. The only robots I want to see are the ones from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 because they make fun of horrible movies. I'm wondering why they didn't get a chance to make fun of the Terminator movies. However, I did notice that Arnie has been in a couple of good movies. One was Twins. In Twins, he starred with his twin brother, Danny Devito. Since Danny Devito is in that great television show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, maybe he can get Arnie a part as his twin brother in the show. I think it would be perfect for Arnie, and he would be reunited with his brother. By the way, both of the brothers have played Batman villains. I think it is great that Devito is watching out for Arnie since he is the talented one. However, I am wondering, since they are twin brothers, why isn't he named Arnold Devito?

Demon Flash Bandit (Arnie's Back)

Under Which Zodiac Sign Was Sonny With Hair Born?

Professor Parke Kunkle of the Minnesota Planetarium Society, claims the Earth has changed over the years and those changes have resulted in the necessity of a new zodiac sign, Ophiuchus. This change would mean that I would no longer be a Scorpio, but instead, I would be a Libra. It isn't that I mind being a Libra, but I think I will stick with fortune cookies for predicting my future. They are accurate, and they are also tasty to eat after you are done reading your fortune.

Speaking of reading, Sonny, the dog who can read, could be a reincarnation of Sonny Bono. According to the Weekly World News, one of the few newspapers a dog can trust, this is the case. Lucky for Sonny, he got the same name so he doesn't have to get used to a new one. I'm wondering if he can also write songs. Several of the networks are vying to get him to star in a new television show, Sonny With Hair. It is about time a dog is the star of a show because it would make an excellent show. I'm hoping that one of the networks can get Sonny to sign on for it. The only thing that bothers me is that Sonny thinks he is a person--not a dog. I think he needs some help with self esteem. We dogs are so much better than the humans.

Demon Flash Bandit (Proud to be a Dog)

New Planet Discovered In Milky Way Galaxy

There is exciting news in astronomy today. It seems that a new planet has been found in the our galaxy, the Milky Way. There are 500 planets in our galaxy, but this new one is from another galaxy that was absorbed by the Milky Way many years ago. The planet was found orbiting a star called HIP 13044, and it is 2,000 light years away.

I'm sure that my readers, like myself, are wondering if this will affect our horoscopes. I happen to be a Scorpio, and I wonder if the predictions for my life need to be modified due to the discovery of this "new planet". I will now share my "unmodified" horoscope for today that I got from the Internet
http://horoscopes.mydaily.com/astrology/scorpio/

"You may be unwilling to seek common ground with a partner today even if it has the potential to make your life simpler. However, you aren't interested in compromising away your integrity. Although it appears that the other person is being difficult, it may be you who is being stubborn at this time. Keep in mind that the outcome of a disagreement now is not important as it seems. The health of a relationship is what ultimately matters."

The only partnership in my life is with my humans or Angel Zoom Smokey, and I suspect the stars are referring to Angel. I think the compromise in question probably involves a rawhide bone because she is always trying to take my rawhide bones from me. Letting her have my bones would be a horrible compromise. Sure, life may be simpler, but it would be simpler because I don't have a rawhide bone, and this dog does not sacrifice the integrity of my rawhide bones just to have a "simpler life". As you can see, my horoscope is so accurate that I can only assume that the stars are watching Angel Zoom Smokey and myself on a regular basis. I hope, if the discovery of this new planet compromises the outcome of my horoscope in any way, that the astrologers will be busy working on the new, improved horoscope so that a dog knows what to expect everyday.

I am quite surprised that they haven't discovered more new planets absorbed into the Milky Way galaxy. If I were a planet, I would head for the Milky Way myself. It is one delicious candy bar so what planet wouldn't want to be here instead of some other stupid galaxy that has no candy? I know I would head for the candy if I were a planet.

It is time for me to get back to my napping. TDIF--Thank Dog It's Friday!

Demon Flash Bandit (Scorpio)

Royal Snakespearean Theatre---Snakes on a Plane

Today's blog is dedicated to giving credit to a lot of hard working actors and actresses from a movie made in 2006, and that movie is Snakes on a Plane. This dog is not a fan of snakes, and neither were the passengers on the plane which had more snakes than human passengers. I know many of us aren't fond of snakes, but does this mean that they shouldn't get credit for their accomplishments? I think not. Therefore, this dog is going to give them credit for their contribution to that movie. Three of the snakes in the movie were nominated for Oscars in previous movies. Veronica Viper was nominated for her work in Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark. Bob Boa was nominated for that classic scene in Romancing the Stone. Connie Cobra was nominated for her wonderful performance in the movie, The Scorpion King. Sadly, although they did receive nominations for an Oscar, none of them actually won an Oscar which I suspect is because of the continuing prejudice against snakes by members of the Academy. I might add that all the snakes that were in the movie were well respected by their peers since all of them are members of the Royal Snakespearean Theatre. For those who are into classic theatre, you should see them in Hamlet. When the snake who plays Hamlet asks "to slither or not to slither, that is the question", I have yet to see a human actor who can put so much passion into the line. Sadly, despite all the snake talent, Snakes on a Plane suffered from the humans' prejudice against snakes, and if not for that prejudice, I'm sure the movie would have sold more tickets than the Titanic. I am glad that I could give the snakes their well deserved recognition even if I don't want to meet up with one of them personally.

Demon Flash Bandit (Giving Snakes on Snakes on a Plane Proper Credit)