I am so disappointed with my humans. William walked to Little Caesar's to get some pizza for dinner. Mom usually has pizza delivered, but there are 3 pizza places close by that can be reached by walking. On the way home, he found a bird that couldn't fly, and it was on the street so William moved it to a safer location. He was thinking of bringing that bird into our house but mom.told him that it mght be a baby bird learning to fly. Mommy doesn't know a lot about bird care, and sometimes it is better for the humans to leave them alone. I was appalled at the very idea. I had to inform them that, from my understanding of the law, it is illegal.to have a bird as a pet-or it would be if I become president. This is why my humans aren't allowed to make my campaign decisions. Can you imagine how dogs would react to my campaign if my humans have a pet bird.? What is next? Are they gonna start feeding the squirrels? I wonder how many dogs are embarrassed by their humans. I bet I am not the only dog with embarrassing humans.