I usually kill spiders that I find, but yesterday, I chatted with one before I smashed him with my paw. He was bragging about how he invented the "web" that all the humans spend so much time surfing. Yeah, like any dog is going to believe that a spider could invent the Internet. Spiders have a reputation for lying and bragging. Sure, a spider could argue that he is good for dogs because he eats fleas, but spiders are lazy and only eat the fleas that are caught in his web. By the way, the Internet does not "catch" bugs so that proves that the spider was lying. After smashing him with my paw, he is now in spider heaven--if a spider heaven even exists. I doubt that it does!
Demon Flash Bandit (Killing Annoying Insects)