I have an announcement today that should please all the dogs reading this blog. Did you know that if the humans loose teeth, they get money from the tooth fairy? Money is useful because money will allow a dog to buy many wonderful products (from rawhide bones to Milkbones). What if your humans aren't losing any teeth, you may ask? The answer is as simple as the claws on your paws....take your paw and knock a tooth or teeth out. Once out, the humans put the teeth under their pillow at night, and you take the money the Tooth Fairy leaves. You should get the money because, you are the reason the tooth is out and under the pillow! I will admit that I have no idea why the tooth fairy would want to exchange money for the teeth, but fairies are as hard to understand as the humans and I quit trying to understand the human world when I was a puppy. I plan to go and buy some hamburgers with my money....probably at McDonalds. I have to admit that I think I am one LUCKY dog!!!
Demon Flash Bandit (Helping the Tooth Fairy Stay Employed)