My human Mommy has been watching an old television show called Saved by the Bell. This show's theme song mentions the person's dog eating their homework. I want to go on record stating that often we dogs do eat homework, but there is a good reason for our snack. You must remember that humans, just because they are humans are inherently stupid. This means that, very often, the homework makes the kid look like an idiot. That is when a dog steps in and eats the homework. We feel it is better for the student to look lazy than to look stupid. You're welcome, humans!
Demon Flash Bandit (Eating Homework and Protecting Our Humans)
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