In past blogs, I have shared many diaries of other dogs with my readers including my personal favorite, Gahiji, the ancient Egyptian dog. However, the diary entry I am going to share today is not an entry that I enjoy sharing since it is from the pen of Phineas Frederick Flea 211 which I found on the floor near where I like to lie. Of course, I had to use a magnifying glass to read it. I'm not sure whether it was worth the effort or not.
I Want to Be Demon Flash Bandit's Flea
I am Phineas Frederick Flea 211. My main goal in life is to be on the fur of Demon Flash Bandit, world famous blogging dog! If I get to be his flea, I would be the envy of all the other fleas I know. I keep trying to jump on him, but he keeps dodging me thanks to his superior intellect. I am a champion jumper so it isn't that I don't have the ability to jump on him, but he is one sly dog who keeps avoiding having me get on him. I will keep trying because, when you have a name like Phineas Frederick Flea, you never give up!
Demon Flash Bandit (Not Enjoying Flea's Diary)