A new creature has been evading the scientific community. This creature has been spotted occasionally, and it is described as a super big dog or, by his scientific name, Big Paws. This is the dog version of Big Foot. From the description given by people who have seen him, he is a very large creature who looks like a dog. I plan to go on a scientific expedition to find Big Paws in the near future. I have been packing all the necessary equipment for the expedition. I have procured a recreational vehicle with all the amenities. You don't expect dog like myself to "rough" (or "ruff) it in the wilderness, do you? I am used to a certain standard of living. I have also packed a week's supply of hamburgers so I will have some decent food to eat when I get hungry. I have a flashlight and a camera in case I run into Big Paws. I really don't care if I prove to the world he exists or not. I mainly want to tell him to stay away from my buried bones in my yard. I take those bones very seriously, as any dog would.
Demon Flash Bandit (Searching for Big Paws)