Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, there lived a family of ducks who ruled the kingdom or duckdom as it was called in their area. There was the parents and 5 little ducklings. As with ducks all over the world, these ducks loved to swim--all except for Donny, who was next in line for the crown. In fact, it wasn't just that he didn't love to swim--he couldn't swim. The adult ducks tried to teach him, but he was literally afraid of water. The duck kingdom could not be ruled by a duck who is afraid of water so his parents were very concerned about the fate of the kingdom when they got older and could no longer rule. Donny decided to run away because he was so humiliated by his fear of water so he took off and lived among some chickens for awhile. The chickens worked with Donny, and helped him get over his fear of water. It turned out that he wasn't really afraid of water, but of ruling the duckdom. Since one of his siblings had agreed to take over in his place, he went back to his family and enjoyed the water like a duck should. The point of this story is that birds are stupid, and you should not go to chickens for help because they didn't really help him at all since he was afraid of ruling the duckdom and he wasn't really afraid of the water. Yet the chickens still sent him a bill for services rendered. This is why you can't trust birds!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Hates Birds)