One of my human brothers used to be very fond of a television program called He-Man, Masters of the Universe. He-Man was actually Prince Adam, but when there was trouble on Eternia (the planet on which he lived), he would become a superman type character called He-Man. I thought I would watch this program and write about it to let my readers know whether it is worth watching. Although it is not a bad show, I think it would have been better if I had played the part of He-Dog. Normally, I would be Prince Demon Flash Bandit, a regular, handsome dog who likes to nap and enjoy treats (particularly bacon). However, when an evil dude like Skeletor comes along (he was the lead villian in the show), I could grab a bone and say, "by the power of dogdom, I have the power. He-Man used to grab a sword and say, "by the power of Grayskull, I have the power". Another improvement I would make if I were He-Dog is that He-Man used to ride Battle Cat, and there is no way a dog would ride a cat into battle. Even though I don't mind cats, I still would not want to ride one into battle. Cats are just way too unpredictable. I would also make sure that, when I caught Skeletor, there would be no more problems with him because a skeleton is just a bunch of bones, and all us dogs know what to do with them. I would chew them into powder, and Skeletor would no longer be bothering anyone on Eternia. I also think that a dog would have an advantage with Stinkor since we don't tend to to pass judgement on smells. They are odors, and not good or bad--just fun to sniff. I might add that I would make a great He-Dog because we huskies are muscular and I'm also handsome--at least that is what the humans are always telling me. If the movie studios want to make a He-Dog film, I'm available, but don't expect me to work for regular rawhide bones. I would demand dingo bones!
Demon Flash Bandit (He-Dog)