Evidently, I have an uncle and I was unaware of his connection to me. He is uncle Milty, and he has a career as an ant farmer.
I assume he is on the human side of my family because I can't imagine a dog as an ant farmer. What is the point of ant farming? I have seen ants in my yard, and I am not impressed with them. If you ask me, they are useless bugs which are not much better than fleas, and I despise fleas. Ants are incapable of useful activities. For example, carpenter ants have no building skills. Have you ever seen a house built by a carpenter ant? I didn't think so. I have no clue why my uncle is dedicating his life's work to a bug, but I also don't understand why humans choose to work when they could stay home with their dog.
I haven't met him, but I am sending Christmas gifts for his ants.. I am sending tiny pieces of thread for them to use as scarves. Uncle Milty should be happy that his ants will stay warm.
Demon Flash Bandit (City Dog)