As a fiscally responsible dog, I have always prepared for the future. As you know, anything can happen so it is best to be prepared. During my adventures out in the yard, I often run across treasures. For example, I have caught 20 mice in the last year. I tried to catch a squirrel and 3 birds, but they were uncooperative. I take my treasures to humom who is always thrilled to get them. I am sure she admires my treasure hunting expertise. Angel Zoom Smokey doesn't have my hunting skills.
She has only caught 2 mice. She is too busy zooming around acting silly to get anything serious done. I like to put stuff aside for a rainy day because, when it rains, mice seek shelter. This is because mice don't use umbrellas, and they look silly when they are wet. Anywoof, I was pleased that humom had deposited my dead mice into my bank account. Imagine my concern when I told humom I wanted to withdraw a squirrel and 2 mice from my account. The squirrel was my interest. Imagine my anger to discover that my account is empty. Evidently, banks do not accept mice - dead or alive. At least that is what they are claiming now. I know better. Some CEO has my dead mice on display in his home. Some of the rich people will even take advantage of a dog.
Demon Flash Bandit ( Dog Who Was Cheated)