Yesterday was the first day my mom went for dialysis at the new place. She had to be there at 6:00 AM so I was woke up early. I am a not a morning dog, and I got woke up at 5:00 AM. I am not supposed to wake until noon. Yeah, I didn't think anyone got up at that time. Stupid humans: no one should be up at that hour. I bet they get up for that stupid concept called work. Believe me, a dog would not have envisioned such a silly idea. This is why humans are so tired. Dogs know how to avoid work and nap. We get our rest. Now that I am done complaining, I will add that if it keeps humom around, I will put up with it.
I am still wondering why I wasn't elected as president, and I want the election done over. I have heard that many dogs were turned away from the polls and not allowed to vote. The only dogs that were allowed into the voting booth were service dogs, and most dogs are not service dogs. How could either of the humans win when there was no specific bird policy mentioned? Birds are the main issue in today's world.
I hope all my readers are having a wonderful day.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog)