Hank the cat has announced his departure from the political arena after his last unsuccessful senate race. Although I sympathize with the idea of voting out the humans, dogs know that cats lack the presidentialness of a dog so they are not as good as dogs. Of course, cats still do a better job than humans, but a squirrel can govern better than the humans. I assume the reason Trump was voted into office was because he wears that dead squirrel on his head, and the humans think they voted in a squirrel. If the humans had any sense, they would have voted for me. I will miss Hank's campaign, and I wish him well. Maybe he will decide to run again in the future.
Here is the link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/13/hank-the-cat-virginia-petition_n_2124326.html
Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Hank the Cat)
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