It is time for my annual letter to Santa Paws which I always share with my readers. I have to make sure the Christmas dude knows what I want. Here it is:
Dear Santa Paws,
As you know, I have been a good boy as usual. I know there are a lot of dogs on your list. Therefore, I will keep it short.
Bacon (it is on every dog's list), Dingo bones, rawhide bones, puzzle toys, milkbones, dog yogurt drops, and basically most dog treats (NO LIVER FLAVOR). I know you have limited time so a gift card for $10,000 will be okay. My humans can take me to Petsmart, and I can buy the things myself. Angel Zoom Smokey has not been a good girl so I am the only dog in this house who should get gifts. However, you can bring her a stick. She loves sticks.
I also hope that you can find families for the dogs who need them. Thank you in advance and merry Christmas.
Demon Flash Bandit (Good Dog)