Since I am running for president of the U.S. in the 2016 election, it is time for me to address some of this country's problems. Today's subject is about the serious droughts in the west including California. In order to conserve water, all dogs in California are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice and go unbathed. We are willing to give up baths for our entire lives in order to make drinking water last longer. I am asking dogs all
over the country to stand in solidarity with dogs in the areas hit by the drought and Do not take a bAth
If your human does not agree, have them read my
blog. If the humans quit bathing, it would save even more water, but humans are seldom.willing to make such sacrifices.
Demon Flash Bandit (Future President)