William went shopping yesterday. He got me a silver bone with my name engraved on it. My other one fell off, and the humans would not survive without me around. He didn't get one for Angel Zoom Smokey. I would like to think it is because she isn't worth hunting for, but the breeder had her microchipped. However, I don't want to hurt her feelings so I am going to have a one engraved for her too.
Line 1: Super Bitch
Line 2: Guess my Human's Name
Line 3: Guess the address
Line 4: Guess the Telephone #
Can't you feel the love? By the way, that was not me---I repeat----not me who was kissing her yesterday. That was Phantom Fast Snowman, my stunt double.
Demon Flash Bandit (Caring Dog)