Are any of the humans sane? A recent article in the Washington Post reports that, in some cities, there are apartment complexes that are requiring a swab of the dog's mouth to get the dog's individual DNA. This is so they can match the dog poop that their human that don't pick it up. Really!!!! The humans have nothing better to do with their lives but inspect dog poop. It sounds like an excuse for the humans to obsess about dog poop while acting like they aren't fascinated with it. Many cities have crack houses, and the humans are worried about the dog poop problem! No wonder the humans are so dysfunctional. They worry about stupid stuff. According to the article, dog poop gets into the ground water. Are the humans serious? Most city water in faucets go through a water treatment plant which cleans up the water. Besides, what about the deer, squirrels, raccoons, possums, etc. who also poop everywhere. I think this is a definite case of discrimination against dogs! What is next? Are dogs going to be facing criminal charges for pooping? Are we going to have to watch out for the poop police? Police don't go to that much trouble and expense to find people who have broken into houses. By the way, if a dog eats another dog's poop, will that affect the DNA test? Why are the humans not mad about birds who are the most evil creatures on the planet. They poop everywhere too. I will end this with the philosophical question......if a dog poops in the forest and no human is around to smell it, does it still stink? Also, do the humans sit around obsessing about dog poop in the forest. Philosophers have been contemplating these questions as far back as ancient Greece. Plato wrote a book about dog poop. I bet my readers were unaware of that fact. Here is a link to the article.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Poop is not a Crime)