In case my readers have forgotten, Angel and I are in the singing group ,The Howling Huskies. Of course, I'm only kidding. I'm sure my readers know all about my musical career. I have decided to branch out on my own and be a rapper. I already have the necessary information street cred with my stand on bird executions. How many other dogs have done so much to get rid of birds? The answer is: NONE!!!!! One of the most important things to be a successful rapper is the name. I gave it a lot of thought. Ice Tea seems quite successful so I needed a name that would bring the kind of comfort that ice tea brings to the humans. Therefore, I will be called Bacon because bacon makes my tummy happy! I paid a marketing consultant who did research among dogs, and every dog surveyed loved the name so I picked a winner. Here is a sample of my first rap song:
Walkin' Down the Street
I was walking down the street past a bird in the tree.
That bird dropped a white bomb on me.
When a bird drops a bomb on this dog's head
that bird will soon be dead.
You don't mess with Demon Flash Bandit
the baddest dog on the planet.
Should I have titled it: Let's Kill a Bird instead?
Demon Flash Bandit (Rapping Dog)