The Oscar ceremony has come and gone, and as usual, I did not watch. However, when I heard the winners, I almost choked on my rawhide bone. A movie called Birdman won. Can you believe it? I couldn't'. I was unaware that a movie by that title existed. My humans wisely kept that knowledge from me to shield me from such horror. When I heard that Birdman won the Oscar for best picture, I was annoyed--no not just annoyed--downright MAD! No wonder Mommy won't watch the Oscars because she thinks they are stupid. She is the only human around here with sense. My brother, Jeff, actually bought the movie on blu-ray. He says it is just so he can keep tabs on the birds and what they are planing. However, I'm not so sure, he likes that Batman movie, and bats are just ugly birds!
In addition to that bad news, I saw on the Internet today that a study was done and cat owners have higher IQs than dog owners. I think that study should be tossed out because it was obviously done by birds!
Demon Flash Bandit (Annoyed at the Oscars--As Usual)