Thursday, February 5, 2015
Angel Zoom Smokey is Mad at Johnny Depp
Angel Zoom Smokey has been mad all week. She is mad that Johnny Depp got married. If you are thinking it is because she was in love with Johnny Depp, you would be wrong. She said he is not her type. She prefers her men to walk on 4 paws and be covered in fur. If you are wondering why she is mad, it is because she was not invited to the wedding, and she heard that they were serving chicken and cake, and she wanted her share of both. I have to admit that I wasnt too happy that I wasn't invited. I was invited to that wedding shindig that the royal family had for that Prince guy and Kate Middleton. We went even though they were serving fruit cake (a royal tradition) which explains why the royal family always look so miserable. I would be miserable too if I had to eat fruit cake. In fact, I have been told that fruit cake is only around to give as a Christmas gift. There are fruit cakes being given as Christmas gifts that were originally given to the Christ child at the nativity. You didn't think Joseph and Mary were going to eat anything so nasty, did you? Actually, one from the nativity is on display at the Smithsonian in Washington DC in the "it really isn't food, but some humans think it is" section. I'm still having a rough time forgiving Johnny for having that bird on his head as Tonto. I liked the Lone Ranger movie, but I do not have any use for birds. At least that was a dead bird. If he had a live bird, I would have been leading a protest against the movie outside the theatre. I do hope he is happy, but if this marriage doesn't work and he marries again, he had better include Angel Zoom Smokey at his wedding if he doesn't want to get one of her "puppy slaps of justice"!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Enjoy Eating at Weddings)