Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Dogs Know What the Core of the Earth is Made Of---BONES
Today one of the news articles on MSN's home page was about what is at the core of the Earth. We dogs have known what is at the core of the Earth all along. The core of the Earth is filled with bones! This is why we dogs are always digging up our yards. We are just trying to get to the tasty bones at the center of the Earth--kind of like the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. This is probably how the Tootsie people got the idea for their tootse pops. Many of the humans get upset that we dig up their yards, but do you know how tempting it is for a dog to know that there is a vast amount of bones underground, and you have to dig to get to them? Is that fair to a member of the dog persuasion? Why do you think that there were dogs in space before humans. The dogs volunteered to go so that they could get to the moon, and sample some of its tasty cheese. Of course, they didn't let the dogs go to the moon, but that is why they signed on for the gig. I have no plans to go into space. I'll just buy some cheese from the dogs who do. I kind of like hanging out here on Earth!
Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Sciency Stuff)