Yesterday's blog was about the worst word in the English language--WORK. Today I am going to discuss how the humans can avoid work and have more leisure time. Most states have lotteries where you pick 6 numbers, and you can turn $1.00 into millions of dollars. Why don't the humans just buy a lottery ticket so that they can stay home with their dogs, and still have plenty of money to spend? Although I don't really need more money since my humans watch out for my finances, having some extra money in one's pocket does make you feel like a big dog! Therefore, I plan to buy a lottery ticket the next time I go to the store. Like every other dog I think it is wise to have some bones stored for a boneless day Choosing the numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 seems way too under-creative so my numbers will be 2 3 4 5 6 7. After collecting my big money, I will be the same unspoiled, sweet puppy you know me as now. of course, I might be paying the humans to carry me outside to use the facilities. Wouldn't you think the humans would catch onto this easy method to make money. I think some of them think work is good for you--silly humans!
Demon Flash Bandit (Soon to be a Very Rich Dog)