Conflict

I have a problem with my humans.  The day after Christmas. my brother. Jeff, returned to his retail job and came home with a bug which he gave to Mommy. This has kept me from writing a blog for a couple of days because my "secretary" was sick.  Mommy made Jeff watch the video I have posted, and she told him that the next time he finds a pet "bug", he should do what the abominable snowman does.....kiss it and hug it and call it George, but DO NOT BRING IT HOME!  I think he should do what I do.  When a bug annoys me, I eat it.

Back to the blog subject:  I have a problem.  Since what Mommy had was the flu or a "cold", I made the mistake of saying that I didn't want to get a cold.  Of course, I was referring to the nasty illness Mommy had.  However, I didn't stop to think that I am dealing with humans-who do not possess the brain power of us dogs.  What if they think I meant I didn't want to be cold?  I am a Siberian Husky, and as a husky, I love it when the weather is cold.  If Mommy thinks I don't want to be cold, she could move that that horrible state of Florida.  That is the state I visited with the "snow" covered beaches which turned out to be white sand.  To add insult to injury, it wasn't even cold--it was HOT!  As you can see, this creates a problem for me....how do I make sure the humans know I meant cold as an illness-not cold as in weather.  This is a conflict I would prefer to avoid.  Why  didn't I just say flu?  Even a genius dog like myself can make a mistake!

Demon Flash Bandit (Conflicted)