A lot of the humans here in the United States talk about how "illegal aliens" are sneaking across our borders to live here and take our jobs. I don't quite see the problem with the "taking the jobs" part because, as a dog, I prefer not to work. I sit back and let the humans take care of me, and it is a system that I like. I wasn't aware that the average American wanted to pick grapes or work in a car wash, but for those humans, I can see why they are so upset. My biggest issue is that I don't understand about aliens in the first place. I wasn't aware that aliens could be "legal". I would think that it would be hard to sneak into this country. Wouldn't someone see the spaceship and notice strange, unhuman looking characters getting out of it? Since I am unaware of any legal aliens, how did the illegal ones manage to sneak in here? I don't think they posess superior intelligence since they are travelling millions of miles to pick produce. Maybe they don't have produce on their planet, and they are trying to steal our seeds to take back to their planet--planet What's Its Name. If you should see an alien, try to get a photo. I'm sure you will be able to see it to a tabloid for a lot of cash.
Demon Flash Bandit (Taking a Stand on Political Issues)