A Great Dane in Pennsylvania named Snowy was blessed with 19 puppies. I don't know this dog personally so I was not invited to the puppy shower (we dogs don't like puppy showers anyway). The presents are nice, but how many dogs really want a bath? I know I don't. I know it must be a financial strain for the Dane family to have so many new mouths to feed so I think we dogs should consider sending gifts. I bet that is a couple who will never get a divorce because having to pay puppy support for so many puppies could bankrupt a Daddy dog. I myself was interested in having puppies until my humans told me that I would have to pay puppy support, and then I was not interested. It is bad enough that I have to share my treats with Angel Zoom Smokey. I don't need to share with a bunch of puppies-even if they do look like Angel and me and are very cute! In fact, I feel sorry for the Dane Daddy Dog. Can you imagine how much it cost him to hand out the milkbones announcing the birth? Speaking of milkbones, I could use a couple of them now. I better quit writing and get myself some bones!
Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Puppy Support)