A dog has to watch the humans every step of the way! Today I was offered Oscar Mayer ham for dinner. I'm sure there are dogs reading this who would say, "Demon, that sounds like a good dinner to me". I guess it would have been if I hadn't smelled the bags that came into the house. One was a honey, maple ham which smelled great. I noticed that the Oscar Mayer ham was $5.00 a pound, and the other ham was $10.00 a pound. I refused to eat the "cheap" ham and I held out to the point that I got the expensive ham. The moral of this is: the dog should always eat the best stuff--the cheap stuff is for the humans! Humans will eat anything.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Likes the Best)