Tuesday, November 18, 2014

My Ham Doesn't Need a First Name!

A dog has to watch the humans every step of the way!  Today I was offered Oscar Mayer ham for dinner.  I'm sure there are dogs reading this who would say, "Demon, that sounds like a good dinner to me".  I guess it would have been if I hadn't smelled the bags that came into the house.  One was a honey, maple ham which smelled great.  I  noticed that the Oscar Mayer ham was $5.00 a pound, and the other ham was $10.00 a pound.  I refused to eat the "cheap" ham and I held out to the point that I got the expensive ham.  The moral of this is:  the dog should always eat the best stuff--the cheap stuff is for the humans!  Humans will eat anything.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Likes the Best)


  1. Too right, well spotted
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. Round here, da cats would probably steal all da ham.

  3. Crikey Demon ..... you're soooooooooo smart. Just as well we've got you to show us the way, aye??

  4. BOL!! Discerning differences is a good trait to exercise!