Am I the only dog who is tired of humans bragging about their thumbs? I wish I had a milkbone for every human conversation I have overheard on the subject. You know what I mean--you are at a dinner party, and the humans are having their usual dinner conversation (which is always about their thumbs). You know the speech.....blah blah blah....I have thumbs.....blah blah blah.... my dog doesn't have thumbs.......blah blah blah.....I can open the refrigerator.....blah blah blah.....I can hitchhilke and get a free ride anywhere I want to go...blah blah blah.... You get the idea! This is why, I, Demon Flash Bandit, dog genius, have invented an artificial thumb!!! Please hold the applause until the end of my blog because I need to take a nap, and I don't want all the cheering to delay that action (or more accurately, inaction). Now we dogs are able to do anything the humans can do which is wonderful. The best thing I can do with my new thumb invention is to give myself a thumbs up. For all my grateful fellow dogs: you are welcome!
Demon Flash Bandit (Inventor)