My Book: It Takes a Kennel to Raise a Puppy

There was an incident at a Burger King restaurant in which a child was throwing a temper tantrum because the child wanted an apple pie.  The man in front of the obnoxious brat ordered all the apple pies in the restaurant so that the child wouldn't be rewarded for the bad behavior.  When the employees of the restaurant applauded his wisdom, he admitted that he would never have thought of such a thing if he had not read my book, It Takes a Kennel to Raise a Puppy.  My book was on the New York Times Dog Best Seller List for 3 years.  It is even more important for the humans to have dogs help raise children because the humans are not nearly as smart as us dogs so they need all the help they can get.  The next time you are out in public and you see children behaving properly, you will know that the humans involved in raising that child have read my book.  You are welcome for my part in making the world a better place.  I hope the human took those apple pies home to feed the neighborhood dogs who are much better behaved than the human puppy at BK.  Therefore, they deserve a treat!

Demon Flash Bandit (Published Author)