Many years ago, in the old west, there was a sheriff of a small town called Huskyville whose name was Sheriff Demon Flash Bandit. He was the fastest gun in the west, and he kept the town safe, and the inhabitants happy.....until birds flew over the town. The dogs in Huskyville did not like birds because they knew that all birds were evil. Sheriff Demon Flash Bandit and his deputies had to come up with a plan to get rid of the birds. They came up with the plan of getting rid of all the worms and bugs so that the birds would not have anything to eat. This was a brilliant plan since none of the dogs were overly fond of worms or bugs either. They showed up at each worm and bug home with an eviction notice, and the worms and birds had to leave because, although annoying, worms and birds are usually law abiding creatures. This made the birds move on, and the town continued to prosper and be happy because no one in the town has to deal with any stupid birds--or their bird bombs that they like to drop from above.
Demon Flash Bandit (Relating a Story With a Happy Ending)